All in good fun, here are some of my favorite irritating comments. Photographers; feel free to chime in with yours.
I took that same picture.
I could have done that.
That's pretty. What kind of camera do you have?
What's the big deal, anyone can take pictures.
Can you make it look like [insert name of photographer here] took it?
You can just photoshop it.
(At an event) come here, my wife and I need a picture for our Christmas card.
I can get that print at Costco for 89 cents.
I'll just copy it from your Facebook page
If you let me use that picture for free, I'll be sure and give you photo credit.
Take a picture of that! Take a picture of that!!
We'll now return to our regularly scheduled positive content.